Dear Hooman finds the photos and videos of your pet already on your phone and turns them into a diary in their own voice — the zoomies, the naps, the little noises you never want to forget. You just live the moments.
Free to start · iPhone & Android · Built for dogs and cats
You're in. Give them a scratch from us. 🐾
Dear Hooman, today you said "who's a good boy" eleven times and I am still unable to confirm who it is. At 6:42 pm you dropped a piece of chicken and pretended it was an accident. It was not. The evening walk smelled like rain and somebody else's sandwich. I love you enormously.
— Biscuit 🐾
"I can't believe I don't have a single video of her running."
"I hate the idea of forgetting her purrs."
"I was trying to live in the moment, but I could've taken videos too."
You shouldn't have to choose between living the moment and keeping it. Dear Hooman keeps it for you — while they're right here next to you.
On-device AI finds every photo and video of your pet — past and future. No uploading marathons, no manual albums.
Each day with new moments becomes a diary entry in their voice — playful, warm, and yours to edit. A personality quiz sets their tone: dramatic, regal, or certified goofball.
Monthly mini-films you'll actually share. A printed yearbook once a year. And free export of everything, always — your memories are never locked in.
Warm, funny, editable storytelling — never fake "pet translation." You're always the editor, and plain captions are one tap away.
One-tap recordings of the purr, the snore, the tippy-taps on the kitchen floor. Saved forever, right next to that day's entry.
Every month, a 30-second recap film of their best moments — made automatically, shared in one tap.
First snow, 100th walk, the day they finally caught the ball. We spot them; you celebrate them.
Once a year, their whole story arrives as a printed hardcover. The book you'll pick up and look through for decades.
Free export of everything — photos, films, entries, sounds — forever. Even if you cancel. Memories should never be held hostage.
Keepsake + Yearbook — $64.99/year.The annual plan with the printed hardcover included. Their whole year, on your shelf. (Saves $10.)
Same prices in the app and on the web. Cancel in one tap — and your memories export free, forever, on every plan including Free. Gift subscriptions coming at launch.
It's storytelling, not science — we never claim to "translate" your pet. The voice is warm and playful, tuned by a personality quiz, and every single entry is editable. If it's not your thing, switch to plain captions and Dear Hooman becomes a beautiful automatic journal.
Built for cats from day one — not a dog app with whiskers painted on. Purr and meow recordings are a headline feature, and the voice styles include "benevolent landlord."
When you're ready — and only if you choose — their journal becomes a quiet place of memories: the films, the sounds, the printed book. Nothing automated, nothing pretending. Their voice never writes new entries. It's your place, at your pace.
You do, completely. Everything exports free, forever, in normal formats — photos, videos, films, and text. Cancelling never locks a single memory.
You're in. Give them a scratch from us. 🐾